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-My dear, I want to eat!-Eats dumplings!-Well ... why only a single ravioli?! And as big as a cat ... My dear, and where did our cat ...?
Two drug addicts dropped from the 9th floor mūķeni.Pirmais I-tak said that you are a nun, "Batman, Batman!"
I proudly walked around the city center and the scope of pretimnācēju glances. Popularity? No! Beauty? Hardly. Orange chainsaw hands? Maybe.
Midnight. 21.gsadsimts - SMS, MMS, after all, there are locks, but one Basterds standing under the window and yells: "Kristīīīnēēēēēē!"
Stood in the office refrigerator cake, to which was the inscription "Do not eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note "Cakes nekomandēs me."
Why do many say that flashcards at home rather than go there at home? It is probably related to the Latvian roads.
A policeman stops studentu.Tātad do not work? -Will not work. Public money and rijam? -Rijam. Students are? -No, I'm just a student.
If you fail the first time, then skydiving is not for you.
When women rule the world, would not be wars, would be only a few countries that the other would not be talking anymore.
Announcement: "Looking for active woman. Brief for themselves - 10 hectares of garden. "
Corporal Recruits go around: What you learning? - Klases. Five-O, great! And you?-RTU .. What do you marmots.? At least read Wallets?
Pinocchio pull stroke cock and fire
Chemical girls drink to disappear reakcija.Mediķu - Drink to disappear pulss.Iedzersim of Physics girls who drink until no resistance.
Chuck Norris no chin behind the beard, there is another fist.
Chuck Norris come to David Guetta, slaps him in the face and says: "What do you mean with" the world is mine "?
God is real unless you are defined as integers
why programing often mix Christmas with Helloween? so when DEC 25 = OCT 31
Two cannibals conversation:
-Do not bend the pot of students!
-???
Well, they are carrion floating on top and still devour all the potatoes!
- Mom, which in general makes the pads? - How to tell daughter. Well there where he came from out children. - Storks bāž?
Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says WTF
Caretaker's explanation-"I, John L., on Friday the lawn did not sleep definitely drunk, but consciously gnawed grass, as a scythe was broken"
-What's red, with wheels and eat grass? -I do not know. -This is the bus. On the grass I sameloju.
Chuck Norris is a foot better than the sign printer.
It is not so, that no gentleman, yesterday I saw a man who was holding an umbrella over the girl's head while it changed the tires.
Message of the good fairies: Delayed ball beyond midnight. Meetings of the pumpkin. Cinderella.
A husband comes home, watch-wife lying in bed with a lover. Viewing-two eyes of cunning. The husband enters the kitchen, of course, all the compote izēduši!
Within the family, the last word belongs to her husband: "Yes dear"
The new Russian bought the machine with the right-hand drive. Everything would be fine, but every time you want to not care, hit his wife.
-Peter, is not good that you're sleeping with my wife! - You are more than their own goodness. she says, that's right, you say that there is no good!
Dog: .. oO (They fed me, give shelter, love! They certainly are gods!) Cat: .. oO (They fed me, give shelter, love, I definitely am a god!)
American, I'm sick of people Saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." - I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Winnie the Pooh drinking already nedelu.Trusits: Vinnie, who along krenjkji?-Eh, do not go to draugiem.Vispirms owl with its bird flu, now with Piglet H1N1
65 percent of accident cases, beginning with the words "Look at how I can!" The other 35 percent - "occurs again" '
In The Pursuit of scientific answers, animals have a tortured BEEN for the past 100 years. They're still not talking. I'm starting to think theyâ do not know anything.
Boxers do not have a sex Before a fight, do you know why That is? Each theyâ do not fancy each other.
Conscience - a voice that tells you that you should not do what you just did!
I paid taxes and now I sleep soundly. On benches, staircases, the station ..
Hobo stops at the puddle and think - the style does not matter, everything is decided by thirst.
when I was little, asking God for a bike, but then realized that God works citaadi. stole velosipeedu and prayed for forgiveness.
Chinese Latvians: Who are you? -Lavietis. How are you? -Well .. to 2 million .. Pretty. Which hotel you apmetushies?
I go home from the mascara. I feel someone taps on the shoulder. Look, there's a tarmac.
In the past, I play tennis, football, doing a free fight, participated in karting competitions and chess! It ended when the computer broke
If you go through two suspicious areas at night, more enlightened way for the cell phone.
Has anyone ever noticed That "studying" - is "student" and "dying" put together?
Vehicles driver instructor exam: Which of the wheels of least turns, making a right turn? Newbie in mind during spare time.
Biology stunda.Skolotāja asks: - Peter, tell all, and breed worms! - By sharing, teacher! - And how exactly? - With a shovel!
Hedgehog goes through the forest and pulled back from striķīti.Iet miss fox "which pull the rope?" Hedgehog "what if I push him in front of?
Mom, why daddy nude chump?-Because Dad is a very wise head of the tired-and-go mati. But why do you have so much hair?-Sitting quietly and eat!
Call to rādio.Poļzojas slučaem if bi hoķel pozdraviķ svoju ģevočku's dņom stroiķeļa.Uže tracks ona stroit god except sebja huj znaet Sto.
I called your boyfriend gay, and as he went ahead and hit me with his purse!
Two guys sitting at the bar. One starts to insult each other and yell, "I slept with your mother." The second blow - "Dad, you're drunk, go home!"
God created the earth - beautiful! Created animals - beautiful! Created Adam - beautiful! Created Eve-ing nothing, and in makeup.
The man shouts: - What is a home owner??? The wife calmly replies: - I am now and then? - Nothing ... nothing ... I just asked him ...
"Mom, what pussy is?" 'Well, son, pussy ... is what Keeps This family together "
The more cheese, more holes in it, the more holes, the less cheese .... Then come so that the more cheese, less cheese?
Announcements. I change my 40-year-old wife and two over 20 years old. Versions 4 or 5 by 10 by 8 not to offer!
Neighbors, I have complete idiots! Last night until the morning to beat the wall! - And you? - Well, I? I quietly went on to play drums!
Characters required: Aija you do not know Rudolph's phone number? Aija: Unfortunately not. Characters: Well, even around!
If the horse you say that you are crazy, then it is.
2Vīrieši swept 9stāvu klaveires.1sak other, I have 2 good 2 bad ziņas.1-you wish? Right: 1nu 8stavā we have, we have another bad poģī.
Toothbrush says: "Sometimes I feel I have disgusting job in the world." Toilet paper: "Yes, as it!"
"The sexiest woman I believe nature conservation." / Man /
cacao than girls, but anything in between a girl and Tone!
Atsleegu trinket-mitigated, sh priekshmets, kursh paliidz nozaudeet atsleegas all at the same time.
- Hey, John, I slept with your wife, she is now stāvoklī.Tagad we have relatives with you? - No, now we have a receipt with you!
Riza plikpuarim asking: "What I - was not at home when her hair was shared between 'bald head:" I was, gave rižos, NOTWITHSTANDING! "
Gypsy cookbooks first page, from the beginning janozog pot "
The woman follows the man turns the woman does not stand: Why are you following me? When you pagriezāties, I immediately asked ourselves the same question
Mamma, mamma, why dad escaped from us.? Muti handle supplied cartridges.
There is a quick sex, slow sex, sex is mild, is a passionate sex, but people with a face like you - not sex.
Talking to hunters. Well catches? Either 10 moose and a couple of Noplīzus. Noplīzi? They are such black and fast all the time skrien.Viņi bļauj: from pliz!
They say that alcohol does not solve the problem. Might think that the milk or water it solves.
- Hello, or SRS? - Yes. - My neighbor something to eat! - Have left.
Two lying in bed after casual sex. She, bored, spend the eyes across the room: - NJA, apartment and you have a wee ...
bat worst nightmare - diarrhea during sleep
-Rome is so old that the calculation of his age, use of calculator / Zane /
-Daddy, daddy, what you wanted to be better - a son or daughter? In general, I just wanted to have a good time.
Girl servant, take off my coat .. And now take off my blouse, my tights .... Do not think AND EVEN MY CLOTHES ARE TOWED, idiot!
-Professor, how long have essays?-As a girl's skirt-long enough to cover the subject and short enough to attract attention.
"Slow computer brings up the character" / R.Martinaitis /
What would you like to hear their own funeral?? - "See, he moves!
Latvian proverb: A good asphalt road nemētājas!
Why Opel has two exhaust pipes??? To be able to push the wheelbarrow!
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost innocence, he found and brought back ...
Hospital, the doctor girl: "How many years old then you? "-" Soon to be six "-" Are you an optimist us! "
For a spread sports as patents baseball. Statistics show that, overall, has sold 2746 baseball bats, 3 balls and a glove.
They say if a man something very, very late, then it will come true! Obviously, I'm not a man
Husband-wife calls me anywhere You're not traveling, he took leave musaru I go, if you want you can come up
Road Transport Management decided on a new road marks the introduction of the Joker. The Joker may be in any way a sign by the road police officer pleases
Professor of the student: - Can you tell me something about 17th century chemists? - Of course! They are dead.
a true gentleman knows that supplied rock lady who comes out of the basement with a bag of potato shoulders.
Only when the number of computers equal to the number of family members, in any family the perfect peace and harmony
Son: Remember that you told me to say that true??
Father: Yes!
Son: Well, I lost my girl!
Father: How?
Son: She uzprasīja whether I am mayor, I replied that no, then asked if I have a million accounts, I said no, then asked if I have the Three-storied villa, I again replied that it is not.
Father: Well son, sell and buy your Bentley mayor, you open the account and I'll ieskaitīšu in the millions, but for me some sort of girls because of their mixed fourth-storey villa off?? Never!